HELLO!
MY NAME IS LOUIS H. BRUNI & I DO NOT KNOW A SINGLE THING ABOUT COMPUTERS SO I COULDN’T FIX THIS UNLESS I PAYED SOMEBODY A LOT OF MONEY, WHICH IS WHAT I TYPICALLY DO…. PAY PEOPLE TO SHUT UP OR FIX MY PROBLEMS FOR ME. I DO, HOWEVER, HAVE A SECRETARY/CAMPAIGN TREASURER/EX-WIFE NAMED SANDRA MUNOZ OR BRUNI OR MUNOZ? I’M NOT REALLY SURE. SHE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD TO ME AND I HAVE SACRIFICED HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS THAT I DON’T EVEN HAVE TO KEEP THIS TERRIFICALLY INCOMPETENT WOMAN IN MY LIFE WHILE VERBALLY ABUSING AND ATTACKING NOT ONLY MY FAMILY, BUT THE CITIZENS OF LAREDO & WEB COUNTY. I KEEP RUNNING FOR OFFICE AND KEEP THINKING THAT I’M GOING TO WIN! BECAUSE WELL… LOUIS H. BRUNI = WINNING! (AMONG OTHER THINGS) I TOOK MY SON OUT OF MY WILL AND HAVE CHANGED IT ABOUT A THOUSAND TIMES IN THE PAST YEAR BECAUSE OF MY WRETCHED WRATH AND SICKNESS. IT’S POSSIBLE THAT I SHOULD SEEK THERAPY BEFORE I TRY TO ATTEND TO OTHER PEOPLES PRECINCT, DISTRICT, OR COUNTY ISSUES. I AM AN ANGRY LONELY MAN WHO HAS LOST MY ENTIRE IMMEDIATE FAMILY: SON, DAUGHTER, 2-EX WIFE & MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN. I AM NOT ONLY ARROGANT, BUT CRUEL. I AM NOT ONLY DELUSIONAL, BUT CAPABLE. VOTE FOR ME – BRUNI! BRUNI 2012 – BRUNI FOR COMMISIONER PCT. 1 !!!!! BECAUSE I’M NOT D.O.N.E. BERATING INNOCENT PEOPLE WHO DON’T DESERVE IT. 🙂 MONEY BUYS ME EVERYTHING. MAN, IT BOUGHT ME A HOT MEXICAN MAFIA WIFE WHO I ADORE AND WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR.

I’VE BEEN SUED BY MY 2-EX WIFE (MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN), MY SON, AND AM ANXIOUSLY ANTICIPATING THE LAW-SUIT COMING FROM MY DAUGHTER – ALTHOUGH SHE’S NOT SUING ME FOR MONEY LIKE THE OTHER MEMBERS OF MY FAMILY. I MAY ACT LIKE I’M NOT SCARED, BUT I’M JUST PRETENDING. I’M A SCARED LITTLE OLD MAN WHO HAS NOTHING AND NOBODY LEFT, UNLESS OF COURSE I PAY FOR THEM.

MAY I PAY FOR YOUR VOTE?? AND IF NOT… MAYBE JUST YOUR TIME… IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE TOO LONG. I KNOW I GET SO DRUNK I CAN’T EVEN HOLD MYSELF UP.

I’M ALSO CROSS-EYED, SO IT MAKES IT VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME TO READ. I’M ANGRY ABOUT THAT AS WELL, BECAUSE NEITHER SANDRA NOR I CAN SPELL. I HAD TO ASK MY DAUGHTER HOW TO SPELL THE WORD “GRAMMAR” YESTERDAY AFTER SHE KINDLY REFERRED ME TO A SITE CALLED “GRAMMARLY.” SHE IS SO SWEET AND ALWAYS THINKS OF ME & MY BEST INTEREST, BUT I DON’T CARE. SANDRA IS HOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTT AND SHE’S WORTH IT. SHE REALLY ISN’T A B.I.T.C.H. SHE JUST LOOKS LIKE ONE.

DON’T FEEL SORRY FOR ME, JUST VOTE FOR ME! EVEN IF IT’S OUT OF SYMPATHY, BUT IF I WERE YOU…. I GUESS I’D RE-ELECT FRANK, TOO.

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