HOW TO DEBATE/ HOW TO MAINTAIN COMPOSURE/ HOW TO BE P.C. ON T.V.

“WE HAVEN’T HAD A REAL JUDGE….” BUT, I HAVEN’T GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE QUITE YET.

THIS IS HOW I DEAL WITH MY PERSONAL PROBLEMS – I PICK ON PEOPLE. I DON’T HAVE A PIPER TO PAY, I JUST HAVE A FINGER TO POINT. I ALSO LIKE TO STATE THE OBVIOUS AND CALL SENATORS THAT I’VE BETRAYED MY “BEST FRIEND(S)” 🙂 JUST A LITTLE WHITE LIE… I STILL SLEEP WELL AT NIGHT – EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR COUNTING THE PLANES GO BY SO I CAN FILE MY NEXT COMPLAINT AGAINST THE CITY OF LAREDO. I’M ALSO A LITTLE BIT DEAF. IT COULD BE SELECTIVE HEARING, BUT IT MAKES ME FEEL MUCH BETTER TO BLAME IT ON THE HAIR IN MY EARS OR A TERRIBLY LOUD & INCESSANT RINGING NOISE I HAVE IN BOTH OF MY EARS. I DON’T FEEL BAD ABOUT YELLING AT RICHARD “HEATWAVE” BERLER. I YELLED AT THE WEATHERMAN FOR NOT HAVING A LOUDER RINGER BELL. IF IT WAS A FOG HORN I WOULD HAVE SHUT UP AND YELLED ABOUT THAT BEING TOO INTRUSIVE INSTEAD. I PROMISE I WOULD HAVE STOPPED TALKING AND POINTING MY PEN AROUND AT PEOPLE… PARTICULARLY, THE PERSON TO MY LEFT – THE MAN THAT WON – THE CURRENT COUNTY JUDGE, DANNY VALDEZ. I CAN SAY THE WORD RAPIST BUT PLEASE DON’T ASK ME TO SPELL IT.

P.S. I AM THE MAN WHO TOLD TANO TIJERINA THAT HE WAS USING THE WORD “GOD” TOO MUCH… I MEANT WELL, NOT REALIZING THAT TANO WOULD NOT ONLY STAND HIS GROUND, BUT DISMISS MY, BEST ADVICE & THEN GET MORE VOTES THAN ME ANYWAY…

EVERYBODY LOVES ME. I’M NOT EVER LONELY. I HAVE MONEYYYYYY… KIND OF.

-YOUR PERSONAL PESSIMISTIC RON PAUL, RUNNING RUNNING RUNNING (“TO EXPOSE THE TRUTH”) INTO WALLS AND OUT OF HAND…

KING LOUIE

http://www.pro8news.com/news/local/84282882.html

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HELLO WORLD!!VOTERS!!SOUTH TEXAS!!AND EVERY GOLD-DIGGER OUT THERE!!!

HELLO!
MY NAME IS LOUIS H. BRUNI & I DO NOT KNOW A SINGLE THING ABOUT COMPUTERS SO I COULDN’T FIX THIS UNLESS I PAY SOMEBODY A LOT OF MONEY, WHICH IS WHAT I TYPICALLY DO…. PAY PEOPLE TO SHUT UP OR FIX MY PROBLEMS FOR ME. I DO, HOWEVER, HAVE A SECRETARY/CAMPAIGN TREASURER/EX-WIFE NAMED SANDRA MUNOZ OR BRUNI OR MUNOZ? I’M NOT REALLY SURE. SHE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD TO ME AND I HAVE SACRIFICED HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS THAT I DON’T EVEN HAVE TO KEEP THIS TERRIFICALLY INCOMPETENT WOMAN IN MY LIFE WHILE VERBALLY ABUSING AND ATTACKING NOT ONLY MY FAMILY, BUT THE CITIZENS OF LAREDO & WEBBED, I MEAN WEB… NO, WEBB COUNTY. I KEEP RUNNING FOR OFFICE AND KEEP THINKING THAT I’M GOING TO WIN! BECAUSE WELL… LOUIS H. BRUNI = WINNING! (AMONG OTHER THINGS) I TOOK MY SON OUT OF MY WILL AND HAVE CHANGED IT ABOUT A THOUSAND TIMES IN THE PAST YEAR BECAUSE OF MY WRETCHED WRATH AND SICKNESS. IT’S POSSIBLE THAT I SHOULD SEEK THERAPY BEFORE I TRY TO ATTEND TO OTHER PEOPLES PRECINCT, DISTRICT, OR COUNTY ISSUES. I AM AN ANGRY LONELY MAN WHO HAS LOST MY ENTIRE IMMEDIATE FAMILY: SON, DAUGHTER, 2-EX WIFE & MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN. I AM NOT ONLY ARROGANT, BUT CRUEL. I AM NOT ONLY DELUSIONAL, BUT CAPABLE. VOTE FOR ME – BRUNI! BRUNI 2012 – BRUNI FOR COMMISSIONER PCT. 1 !!!!! BECAUSE I’M NOT D.O.N.E. BERATING INNOCENT PEOPLE WHO DON’T DESERVE IT. 🙂 MONEY BUYS ME EVERYTHING. MAN, IT BOUGHT ME A HOT MEXICAN MAFIA WIFE WHO I ADORE AND WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR.

I’VE BEEN SUED BY MY 2ND EX WIFE (MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN), MY SON, AND AM ANXIOUSLY ANTICIPATING THE LAW-SUIT COMING FROM MY DAUGHTER – ALTHOUGH SHE’S NOT SUING ME FOR MONEY LIKE THE OTHER MEMBERS OF MY FAMILY. I MAY ACT LIKE I’M NOT SCARED, BUT I’M JUST PRETENDING. I’M A SCARED LITTLE OLD MAN WHO HAS NOTHING AND NOBODY LEFT, UNLESS OF COURSE I PAY FOR THEM.

MAY I PAY FOR YOUR VOTE?? AND IF NOT… MAYBE JUST YOUR TIME… IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE TOO LONG. I KNOW I GET SO DRUNK I CAN’T EVEN HOLD MYSELF UP.

I’M ALSO CROSS-EYED, SO IT MAKES IT VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME TO READ. I’M ANGRY ABOUT THAT AS WELL, BECAUSE NEITHER SANDRA NOR I CAN SPELL. I HAD TO ASK MY DAUGHTER HOW TO SPELL THE WORD “GRAMMAR” YESTERDAY AFTER SHE KINDLY REFERRED ME TO A SITE CALLED “GRAMMARLY.” SHE IS SO SWEET AND ALWAYS THINKS OF ME & MY BEST INTEREST, BUT I DON’T CARE. SANDRA IS HOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTT AND SHE’S WORTH IT. SHE REALLY ISN’T A B.I.T.C.H. SHE JUST LOOKS LIKE ONE.

DON’T FEEL SORRY FOR ME, JUST VOTE FOR ME! EVEN IF IT’S OUT OF SYMPATHY, BUT IF I WERE YOU…. I GUESS I’D RE-ELECT FRANK, TOO.

TWEEDLE-DUMB & TWEEDLE DUMBER

i realize that this photo is tiny. The brilliant person who made my fathers website didn’t quite know what he was doing… or how to spell either.

THIS A A CUTE LITTLE PHOTO OF THE CURRENT INCUMBENT COMMISSIONER FOR PCT. 1, FRANK SCIARAFFA & HIS BEST BUD LOUIS H. BRUNI 🙂

HAVE A HAPPY & POSITIVE CAMPAIGN DEAR FRIENDS. I’D HATE TO SEE YOU TWO IN ANOTHER LAW-SUIT.