SURE SMELLS LIKE TEAM-SPIRIT!!!

Clearly, I am still very much amused by my website from 2008 when I foolishly ran for County Judge yet again – What year are we in now?
….anyhow 🙂 Look at all my pretty pictures and flyers.

I’M NOT A THUMB TWIDDLER – I’M A PROVEN LEADER WHO ACTIVELY LEADS WITH ACTION!

a little note from the editor:

(well said, Mr. Bruni… brilliant.)

now get over it, because you came in LAST in that campaign & it was shameful. so, pay your people to design something that is a bit more up-to-date – Current. 🙂
be sure to include Sandra Bruni… Munoz…. Bruni… Mun(ey)….ugh whatever. I’m not sure what her last name is and neither does Mr. Bruni. Make sure her mug shot doesn’t leak out again for that one time you had her arrested for check fraud. IT TAKES A VERY WISE MAN TO OPENLY RE-HIRE THE WICKED WITCH AS HIS BRAND NEW CAMPAIGN TREASURER SHORTLY AFTER HAVING HER ARRESTED FOR CHECK FRAUD.

I am incessantly baffled by this type of brilliance. Mr.Bruni,you never cease to amaze/baffle/confound/nauseate me.
IT’S EVIDENT THAT YOU ARE HAPPY NOW. NEW FACE. NEW MAN. A LOT OF ATTITUDE. A LITTLE BOTOX. & SANDRA M. BRUNI, TREASURER… NOT JUST YOUR TYPICAL GOLD-DIGGER.

p.s.
RA! RA! RA!

HOW TO DEBATE/ HOW TO MAINTAIN COMPOSURE/ HOW TO BE P.C. ON T.V.

“WE HAVEN’T HAD A REAL JUDGE….” BUT, I HAVEN’T GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE QUITE YET.

THIS IS HOW I DEAL WITH MY PERSONAL PROBLEMS – I PICK ON PEOPLE. I DON’T HAVE A PIPER TO PAY, I JUST HAVE A FINGER TO POINT. I ALSO LIKE TO STATE THE OBVIOUS AND CALL SENATORS THAT I’VE BETRAYED MY “BEST FRIEND(S)” 🙂 JUST A LITTLE WHITE LIE… I STILL SLEEP WELL AT NIGHT – EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR COUNTING THE PLANES GO BY SO I CAN FILE MY NEXT COMPLAINT AGAINST THE CITY OF LAREDO. I’M ALSO A LITTLE BIT DEAF. IT COULD BE SELECTIVE HEARING, BUT IT MAKES ME FEEL MUCH BETTER TO BLAME IT ON THE HAIR IN MY EARS OR A TERRIBLY LOUD & INCESSANT RINGING NOISE I HAVE IN BOTH OF MY EARS. I DON’T FEEL BAD ABOUT YELLING AT RICHARD “HEATWAVE” BERLER. I YELLED AT THE WEATHERMAN FOR NOT HAVING A LOUDER RINGER BELL. IF IT WAS A FOG HORN I WOULD HAVE SHUT UP AND YELLED ABOUT THAT BEING TOO INTRUSIVE INSTEAD. I PROMISE I WOULD HAVE STOPPED TALKING AND POINTING MY PEN AROUND AT PEOPLE… PARTICULARLY, THE PERSON TO MY LEFT – THE MAN THAT WON – THE CURRENT COUNTY JUDGE, DANNY VALDEZ. I CAN SAY THE WORD RAPIST BUT PLEASE DON’T ASK ME TO SPELL IT.

P.S. I AM THE MAN WHO TOLD TANO TIJERINA THAT HE WAS USING THE WORD “GOD” TOO MUCH… I MEANT WELL, NOT REALIZING THAT TANO WOULD NOT ONLY STAND HIS GROUND, BUT DISMISS MY, BEST ADVICE & THEN GET MORE VOTES THAN ME ANYWAY…

EVERYBODY LOVES ME. I’M NOT EVER LONELY. I HAVE MONEYYYYYY… KIND OF.

-YOUR PERSONAL PESSIMISTIC RON PAUL, RUNNING RUNNING RUNNING (“TO EXPOSE THE TRUTH”) INTO WALLS AND OUT OF HAND…

KING LOUIE

http://www.pro8news.com/news/local/84282882.html

http://www.pro8news.com/news/local/84283067.html?video=YHI&t=a

HELLO WORLD!!VOTERS!!SOUTH TEXAS!!AND EVERY GOLD-DIGGER OUT THERE!!!

HELLO!
MY NAME IS LOUIS H. BRUNI & I DO NOT KNOW A SINGLE THING ABOUT COMPUTERS SO I COULDN’T FIX THIS UNLESS I PAY SOMEBODY A LOT OF MONEY, WHICH IS WHAT I TYPICALLY DO…. PAY PEOPLE TO SHUT UP OR FIX MY PROBLEMS FOR ME. I DO, HOWEVER, HAVE A SECRETARY/CAMPAIGN TREASURER/EX-WIFE NAMED SANDRA MUNOZ OR BRUNI OR MUNOZ? I’M NOT REALLY SURE. SHE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD TO ME AND I HAVE SACRIFICED HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS THAT I DON’T EVEN HAVE TO KEEP THIS TERRIFICALLY INCOMPETENT WOMAN IN MY LIFE WHILE VERBALLY ABUSING AND ATTACKING NOT ONLY MY FAMILY, BUT THE CITIZENS OF LAREDO & WEBBED, I MEAN WEB… NO, WEBB COUNTY. I KEEP RUNNING FOR OFFICE AND KEEP THINKING THAT I’M GOING TO WIN! BECAUSE WELL… LOUIS H. BRUNI = WINNING! (AMONG OTHER THINGS) I TOOK MY SON OUT OF MY WILL AND HAVE CHANGED IT ABOUT A THOUSAND TIMES IN THE PAST YEAR BECAUSE OF MY WRETCHED WRATH AND SICKNESS. IT’S POSSIBLE THAT I SHOULD SEEK THERAPY BEFORE I TRY TO ATTEND TO OTHER PEOPLES PRECINCT, DISTRICT, OR COUNTY ISSUES. I AM AN ANGRY LONELY MAN WHO HAS LOST MY ENTIRE IMMEDIATE FAMILY: SON, DAUGHTER, 2-EX WIFE & MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN. I AM NOT ONLY ARROGANT, BUT CRUEL. I AM NOT ONLY DELUSIONAL, BUT CAPABLE. VOTE FOR ME – BRUNI! BRUNI 2012 – BRUNI FOR COMMISSIONER PCT. 1 !!!!! BECAUSE I’M NOT D.O.N.E. BERATING INNOCENT PEOPLE WHO DON’T DESERVE IT. 🙂 MONEY BUYS ME EVERYTHING. MAN, IT BOUGHT ME A HOT MEXICAN MAFIA WIFE WHO I ADORE AND WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR.

I’VE BEEN SUED BY MY 2ND EX WIFE (MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN), MY SON, AND AM ANXIOUSLY ANTICIPATING THE LAW-SUIT COMING FROM MY DAUGHTER – ALTHOUGH SHE’S NOT SUING ME FOR MONEY LIKE THE OTHER MEMBERS OF MY FAMILY. I MAY ACT LIKE I’M NOT SCARED, BUT I’M JUST PRETENDING. I’M A SCARED LITTLE OLD MAN WHO HAS NOTHING AND NOBODY LEFT, UNLESS OF COURSE I PAY FOR THEM.

MAY I PAY FOR YOUR VOTE?? AND IF NOT… MAYBE JUST YOUR TIME… IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE TOO LONG. I KNOW I GET SO DRUNK I CAN’T EVEN HOLD MYSELF UP.

I’M ALSO CROSS-EYED, SO IT MAKES IT VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME TO READ. I’M ANGRY ABOUT THAT AS WELL, BECAUSE NEITHER SANDRA NOR I CAN SPELL. I HAD TO ASK MY DAUGHTER HOW TO SPELL THE WORD “GRAMMAR” YESTERDAY AFTER SHE KINDLY REFERRED ME TO A SITE CALLED “GRAMMARLY.” SHE IS SO SWEET AND ALWAYS THINKS OF ME & MY BEST INTEREST, BUT I DON’T CARE. SANDRA IS HOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTT AND SHE’S WORTH IT. SHE REALLY ISN’T A B.I.T.C.H. SHE JUST LOOKS LIKE ONE.

DON’T FEEL SORRY FOR ME, JUST VOTE FOR ME! EVEN IF IT’S OUT OF SYMPATHY, BUT IF I WERE YOU…. I GUESS I’D RE-ELECT FRANK, TOO.

TWEEDLE-DUMB & TWEEDLE DUMBER

i realize that this photo is tiny. The brilliant person who made my fathers website didn’t quite know what he was doing… or how to spell either.

THIS A A CUTE LITTLE PHOTO OF THE CURRENT INCUMBENT COMMISSIONER FOR PCT. 1, FRANK SCIARAFFA & HIS BEST BUD LOUIS H. BRUNI 🙂

HAVE A HAPPY & POSITIVE CAMPAIGN DEAR FRIENDS. I’D HATE TO SEE YOU TWO IN ANOTHER LAW-SUIT.